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"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness."
-A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner  (via -theperfectmistake)
"Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it."
-(via lovingly)

slayboybunny:

if u wanna hear the most Florida thing ever just know that in 3rd grade i placed third in the Tropicana Orange Juice speech contest by writing about how we need to Love and Respect alligators 

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce