The last reiki my mom and I had done we found out that my mom and I have been connected since the Salem Witch Trials and she was jealous of me so she tried to have me convinced as a witch and they burned me. This might sound crazy but looking in on our relationship it literally only makes sense.

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

this is beautiful

(via morgansgirlfriend)

hotboyproblems:

Turn offs: private instagrams

(via memeontitan)

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera, via flafluflafluflagenfla)

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

(via knivesandglitter)